Pigeon vs Agent

When I looked out the window, I saw a man almost run into a tree across the street. It made me laugh. This man was carrying a briefcase and eating a bagel, and he caught my interest immediately. I noticed that a pigeon was trying to get his bagel, and when he tried to shoo the pesky bird away, the bird got caught in his breifcase! Thats when a bunch of crazy stuff started happening. The brief case started flying around in the air, and it was firing bullets! The man was dragged down the road aways, so I lost sight of him, but not even 3 minutes later there was a huge explosion. I'm not sure what I just saw but it was crazy. I'll never forget that random man I saw sitting outside my coffee shop one day.